| How the world works lately...
If a man cuts his finger off while Slicing salami at work, He blames the restaurant.
If you smoke three packs a day
for 40 years and die of lung cancer, Your family blames the Tobacco company.
If your neighbor crashes
Into a tree while driving home drunk, He blames the bartender.
If your grandchildren are
Brats without manners, You blame television.
If your friend is shot by a
Deranged madman, You blame the gun manufacturer.
And if a crazed person breaks
Into the cockpit and Tries to kill the pilot at 35,000 feet, And the passengers Kill him instead, The mother of the crazed deceased Blames the airline.
I must have lived too long to
Understand the world As it is anymore. So, if I die while my
Old wrinkled butt is parked In front of this computer, I want all of you to Blame Bill Gates.
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