"The Constitution does not say Government shall decree
the right to keep and bear arms. The Constitution says
'The right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed'."
Senior Petroleum Geologist
Ak. Oil and Gas Conservation Commission
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What did it say?
Iranian president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad calls Rush Limbaugh and tells him, "Rush, I had a wonderful dream last night. I could see
"What did it say on the banners?" Rush asks.
Mahmoud replies, "UNITED STATES OF IRAN."
Rush says, "You know, Mahmoud, I am really happy you called, because believe it or not, last night I had a similar dream. I could see all of
"What did it say on the banners?" Mahmoud asks.
Rush replies, "I don't know. I can't read Hebrew."
What pirates can expect
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