April 21, 2009

Must see Humor & Truth

 

 

"The Constitution does not say Government shall decree

the right to keep and bear arms. The Constitution says

'The right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed'."

Ronald Reagan

  

Art Saltmarsh, CPG

Senior Petroleum Geologist

Ak. Oil and Gas Conservation Commission

333 W. 7th Avenue

Anchorage, Alaska 99501

907-793-1230

 


From: Patriot Humor [mailto:no-reply@patriotpost.us]
Sent: Tuesday, April 21, 2009 10:01 AM
To: Saltmarsh, Arthur C (DOA)
Subject: What did it say?

 

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What did it say?

Iranian president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad calls Rush Limbaugh and tells him, "Rush, I had a wonderful dream last night. I could see America, the whole country, and on each house I saw a banner."

"What did it say on the banners?" Rush asks.

Mahmoud replies, "UNITED STATES OF IRAN."

Rush says, "You know, Mahmoud, I am really happy you called, because believe it or not, last night I had a similar dream. I could see all of Tehran, and it was more beautiful than ever, and on each house flew an enormous banner."

"What did it say on the banners?" Mahmoud asks.

Rush replies, "I don't know. I can't read Hebrew."

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